What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:27
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Nuts and Butts
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the best music album of all time?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...